2 Hour Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.