Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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