Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)