Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube
