Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.