Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.