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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...