Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.