Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.