She remembers them by their last names.
Names!
Names
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Names.
Names! -Bo Burnham
Their last names.
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Me: *names two of them*
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Hot and Cold.
Ben/Anna!
She looked at their last names...
By abusing his names in other languages.
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
By their names.
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
A 3 legged cow
Summer...Her name's summer.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
The lips are moving
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Someone else's!
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Bedlam
No sound at all, the D is silent
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Quit being nosey.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
