Names.
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She remembers them by their last names.
Names!
Names
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Names! -Bo Burnham
Their last names.
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Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Me: *names two of them*
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Hot and Cold.
Ben/Anna!
She looked at their last names...
By abusing his names in other languages.
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
By their names.
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
"Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names!! "
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
A master baiter
His hand was bigger than his face.
Papal towels.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
It was stumped.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
They throw silverware on the ground!
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
The Foo Fighters
Closed for Winter".
Oh my god. I'm Friesian!
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
So he could say he wore it before it was cool.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
