Name Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days