Name Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.