Name Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens