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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.