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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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