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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch