What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.