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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol