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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)