Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!