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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!