What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.