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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.