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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.