How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.