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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"