What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long