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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.