What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.