What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long