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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!