Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).