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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.