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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM