Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas