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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas