Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas