Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'