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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas