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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."