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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!