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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.