What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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He was always Stalin in his manual!

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."