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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.