What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"