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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"