What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off