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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.