What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off