What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit