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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains