Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.