Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.