Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.