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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.