Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!