Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.