Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Swimming trunks!
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
His diet was krill-in him.
It weighed too much for its scales!
Kid: At the Joke shop.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant