Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Big holes all over Australia!
A poodle split in half.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Because it's good ferrous.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
Kid: At the Joke shop.
It squats down on a Triceratops.