Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.