Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant