Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Previous Random Joke Next
Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.