What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!