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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!