What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.