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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.