Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan