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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!