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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.