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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!