Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!