Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.