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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!