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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran