What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.