What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.