What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!