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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH