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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!