What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!