What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles