What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.