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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.