What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)