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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses