What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.