What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke