What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.