Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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Been wondering for years

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.