Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Poke 'em on.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)