March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas?

My bike.