Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway