Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.