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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas?

My bike.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.