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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What is an ark?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B