Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going