What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!