A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
Poo
They always take things literally.
Jupiter
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
To throw the Roadrunner off.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Stone.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.
The same
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
