A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Dad jokes are punnier.
It is a play on words, after all
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
None, it only takes Tolkiens
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
That you to fart.
People that would use said word can't read.
Because it was A Minor.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Would you like a copy of the big issue
