What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry