A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
The rooster clucks defiance.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
You can't.
Dog gone!
Cliff.
It's an aunt- -him.
CATHOLICS: 18
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Would you like a copy of the big issue
Copy pasta! I'm so sorry