What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A new age song.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop