What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.