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What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.