What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.