What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!