Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!