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Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.