Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.