What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"