What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."