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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.