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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.