What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.