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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress