Uh, me so sorry.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Gluten tag!
Miso impossible
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!