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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.