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Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Japanese Food Jokes More Japanese Food Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...