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Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

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But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.