Uh, me so sorry.
Because he loves miso
Miso impossible
Because he said he loves miso.
Miso sorry...
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
These are nacho-nachos.
Grounds for termination!
I Scream.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
You can almost hear them.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
The four hands (you dirty minds)
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
Baristas
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
Well, the cross was a big plus
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
