Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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What do you call a group of dead geologists?

Mineral Spirits

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.