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Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Love Card

Love Card

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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Love

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Atomic Bomb Jokes More Atomic Bomb Jokes

What was that?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash