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Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.