Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.