Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

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Judo Jokes More Judo Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

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