How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Soft Drink Jokes More Soft Drink Jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.