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How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.