He thought they said internet camp
It's a never ending story.
Because he's married.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
They both drop their needles!
A snowfake.
Wooden you like to know
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
Because she never marries the best man.
To get to the other bride.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
All their work is pro Bono.
Five after one.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.