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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

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