What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)