What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me