What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...