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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.