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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.