Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

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What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.