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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.