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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.