How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!