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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.