How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.