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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."