How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

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What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in Polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!