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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.