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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.