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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.