What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.