What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk