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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.