What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.