What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk