What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.