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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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Drummers

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What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

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Dr. Dre

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!