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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.