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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!