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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?