Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!