Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)