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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere