Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere