What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'