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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'