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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.