What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'