When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '