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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '