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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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A calendar has dates.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.