When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.