How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead