How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.