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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"