The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
Ayy ayy cap'n
Three pirates
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Argh it's driving me nuts!
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."