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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Arrgghh Jokes More Arrgghh Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."