What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."