Arr Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!