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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...