What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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By tying a knot on its tail.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."