What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."