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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Who is driving?

A cop.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!