What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!