What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"