Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
Explaining his wife.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
X marks the pot, matey.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
Because their wives are driving.
Asking for a friend..
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
Metamucil
Depressed.
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
The steering wheel.
