How do we know Princess Diana had dandr...

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

What do you call a blad man with dandruff?

A Snowglobe!

How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?