How do we know Princess Diana had dandr...

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

How much does a birdhouse cost?

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

Why was the ink happy?

Why did the leper return to the shower?

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?