How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn