Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.