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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.