Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.