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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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He used a Sea-saw.

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Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.