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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.