Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.