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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit