What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit