What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!