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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!