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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit