Color Jokes

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

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What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"