Color Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Which color is the coldest?

Gundy

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry!

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What color is ice?

Hielo.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.