Color Jokes

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"