Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...