Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms