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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!